Wife SMS
Aadmi Ka Dil Bohat Barra Hota Hai
Tweet Aadmi Ka Dil Bohat Bara Hota Hai Aur Aurat Ka Dil Bohat Chota Dil Hota Hai..! “Proof” Aurat K Dil Mein Sirf Uske Lover Aur Shohar Ke cialis vs viagra Liye Jagah Hoti Hai..! But Aadmi Ka Dil Itna Barra Hota Hai K Uss mein Lover Dost Ki Lover Biwi Ki Dost Saamne Wali [...]
Aisi biwi naseeb waloon ko milti hai…
Tweet Husband: Judge sab, mujhe Divorce chaheye, Meri biwi ne 1 saal se mujh se baat nhi ki… Judge: Phir soch buy viagra online lo, aisi biwi naseeb waloon ko milti hai… *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Bed k neechay se nikal aao Kuch nahe kahoon gi…!
Tweet 1st Dost: BV se larrai khatam hui 2nd Dost: Guthne taik k mere paas ai thi 1st Uss ne guthne generic cialis price taik k kiya kaha? 2nd Yehi k bed k neechay se nikal aao Kuch nahe kahoon gi…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Life ko kon ziyada acha bana sakti hai?
Tweet Life ko kon ziyada acha bana sakti hai? Girlfriend ya Wife? Answer: Wife…! Leikin ? ? ? ? Honi kisi oor ki chahiye…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
She wants to kiss u on the fone
Tweet Lady Secretary: “Sir, It’s ur wife’s call, She wants to kiss u on the fone” Boss: “Take the message and deliver me later…!” *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Uss kamene ne mujhe roka tha…!
Tweet Biwi: Suniye ji aap ka aziz dost ghalat larki se shadi kar raha hai Aap usse rokte kyun nahe? Shohr: Main kyun rokoon! Uss kamene ne mujhe roka tha…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Begum main 1 ghanta dair se aaunga
Tweet Shohar ne apni BV ko message kiya… . . . Begum main 1 ghanta dair se aaunga Agar na aaun to her 1 ghantay baad Isi msg ko dobara parhti rehna…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife shoping ker k ai to husband ne darwaza khola
Tweet Wife shoping ker k ai to husband ne darwaza khola… Wife: Ye dabba utha lo Husband: Iss Mei zarur Mere khaney ki koi cheez hogi. Wife: Haan Mere sandel hain… *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*