Student SMS Jokes
Dekha main ne kaha tha na Line marti hai…!
Tweet 1 Nursery class ka bacha bola: Miss main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon? Miss: So Sweet Bacha apni side k larke se aankh maar k bola: Dekha main ne kaha tha na Line marti hai…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Teacher: Water ka formula batao
Tweet Teacher: Water ka formula batao> Student: H2+NO2+MgCl2+NaCl+ZnSO4 Teacher: Ye kiya hai? Student: Miss ye Sarkari pani hai…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Duniya k pehle insan ki nationalty kiya thi?
Tweet Teacher: Duniya k pehle insan ki nationalty kiya thi? Pappu: Pakistani Teacher: Woh Kaise…? Pappu: Uss k paas ghar bhi nahe tha Aata bhi nahe Bijli bhi nahe Phir bhi woh zinda tha…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Maine ghar se books k liye paise mangwaye thay
Tweet Student: Yar! Dhoka ho gaya Dost: Kiya huwa? Student: Maine ghar se books k liye paise mangwaye thay Unhoon ne books bhej dein…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Woh mujh se bach jaye gi ye aap ka wahem hai
Tweet Teacher: “Student Soch oor Weham mein kiya farq hai?” Student: “Aap ki BV sexy hai ye hamari soch hai But Woh mujh se bach jaye gi ye aap ka wahem hai” *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Aagay mummy ki marzi…!”
Tweet Teacher: “What’s ur cast?” Student: “Pehle hum lohar thay, Phir bhatti huway, Phir rajput ho gaye, Ab hain darzi… Aagay mummy ki marzi…!” *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Agar aisa hota to aap meri Biwi hoti…!
Tweet Teacher: Agar sachay dil se rab se dua ki jaye to woh pori hoti hai…! Student: Rehne dein Madam! Agar aisa hota to aap meri Biwi hoti…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kam se Kam Compouder he ban jain gay…!
Tweet Miss class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate huwe boli Ale Ale Mera Beta Doodh P K Doctor banega Student: Miss thora humein bhi pila doo Kam se Kam Compouder he ban jain gay…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*