SMS Jokes
Dil ko sab se ziyada dard kab hota hai…?
Tweet Dil ko sab se ziyada dard kab hota hai…? Fail hone per? Nahe…! Pyar mein dhoka milne per? Nahe…! Choot lagne per? Nahe…! Dil ko sab se ziyada dard hota hai Jab mobile charging pe lagaa ker soo jao Aur 3 Ghantoon baad aa ker dekho canadian pharmacy no prescription to switch band hoo…! [...]
Ab Me 1 Cup Coffee Piyun Ga
Tweet PIA ki flight mein Captain anouncment k baad mike Off krna bhooL gaya, . Captain apny co-pilot se : . Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phir Air hostess ko kiss krunga . ye sun kr 1air hostes mike OFF karne bhagi to gir gai . Sath betha pthan: O Khuda Ka Bandi [...]
Example for Newton’s 3rd Law..
Tweet Teacher: Tell Me The Perfect Example for Newton’s 3rd Law? . . . . . Student: Every Time I Open My Book, My Eyes Close Automatically.
Koi Mujhse Itna Khafa Kion Hai
Tweet Koi Mujhse Itna Khafa Q Hai Ye Narazgi Bewajha Q Hai. Kya Phir ho gai Mujhse He Koi Khata Ye Dil is Qadar Darta Q Hai. Woh Rooth Jata Hai Mujhse Najane Dil-e-Nadan Usey Manata Q Hai. Us Se Mera Taulaq Tu Sirf Dosti Ka Hai Phir Aisa He Hai Yo Mujhe Us Se [...]
Saanson Kee Mohlatain
Tweet Fursatain Milen Jab Bhi To Ranjishain Bhula Dena. Kon Jaaney, Saanson Ki Mohlatain Kahan Tak Hain.
Piece of PHILOSOPHY…
Tweet Piece of PHILOSOPHY : Small things hurt a lot Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin..!
First ATM Password..
Tweet I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.
Happy Slow Arrival of Winter..
Tweet The taste of Oranges The walk in Frost The Golden sunlight The beauty of Autumn colors The magic of wet red leaves… “Happy Slow Arrival of Winter”