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kro phr sy koi wada
Tweet Kar0 Phir Se K0i Waada,, Kabhi Na Phir Bicharne Ka,, . . Tumhein Kya Fark Parta Hai,, Bicharne Mein,, Mukarne Mein..!
ik pagal khany main
Tweet 1 Pagal khane mein bohat sare pagal nach rahe thay In mein se 1 pagal khamosh baitha tha Dr ne pocha: Tum kyun khamosh baithay ho? Pagal ne kaha: Bewaqoof main dulhan hoon…!
wife to husband
Tweet Wife: Shukar hai aap sahi salaamat ghar wapis aa gaye. Husband: Q? Kya hua? Wife: Bahir gali mei log keh rahe they k koi g**ando gattar mein gir gaya ha.:-
if you would cure anger
Tweet If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: ‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.’ When you reach thIf you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: ‘I used to be angry every day; then every [...]
she is the real queen
Tweet Mother is the biggest gift of god to all human being Believe it or not she is the real queen She protect her child and not mean
Aishwarya Boy Cried for Milk..
Tweet height of harami pana Aishwarya Adopted A 4 yr old boy. 1 day boy cried 4 milk. Aish-”Ab tum bade ho gye ho Khana khao.” boy “Acha pilao mat” Sirf dikha do.
Peechay se Dhakka aa Raha hai
Tweet In bus lady-Bhaisab thoda Piche hoke khade hoyiye man-Bhenji Piche se dhakka aa raha hai Lady-bhosdike 3 bacho ki maa Hoon Dhakke OR Ghisne me Fark samjhti Hoon
Aurut kay Jism ki Garmi
Tweet 1- mard ki thakawat duniya ki koi chez nai utar skti siwae orat k 2- orat ke jism ki sari garmi us ke boobs main hoti hai 3- sex ke doran agar mard orat ke boobs se apna chest Touch na kre to zyada time laga skta hai 4- Orat ko sex se pehle [...]