Sheikh Sms

Ek Sheikh ki BV ne call ki

Tweet Ek Sheikh ki BV ne call ki: buy cheap cialis online Me jis jahaz me hon wo kharab hogaya hy or girnay wala hy! Sheikh bola: Tu 1 kaam kr jaldi se apna balance mery number pr send kr

Jao mehmanoo k liye kuch le kar aao

Tweet 1 Sheikh k ghar guest aaye Bivi ne kaha “Jao mehmanoo k liye kuch le kar aao” Sheikh bahar gaya Aur Rikshaw le aaya…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Pehle ye bata 1 rupiya mein khana kahaan se milta hai…!

Tweet 1 Rupiya de day Maine 3 din se khana nahe khaya hai… Sheikh sahb: 100 Rupiya doon ga Pehle ye bata 1 rupiya mein khana kahaan se milta hai…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Tou PHONE Baych ke RADIO he le lo

Tweet Arz kia hai… ~Yun na kisi ke dil se khailo, ~Wah wah wah ~Yun na kisi ke dil se khailo, ~Jab sms he nahe karna hai tou PHONE Baych ke RADIO he le lo…! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Thandi Ho Jaye Gi

Tweet Sheikh in coffee shop with wife Sheikh:Jaldi pi Thandi ho jaye gi Wife:fer ki hoye ga. Sheikh:aina di rate list waikhi ya? Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee Rs.45

Faqeer Or Sheikh

Tweet Faqeer Or  Sheikh: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi kuch de dein.. SHEIKH: Ye lo “HAJMOLA…”;->

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Sheikh Ki Wife Sheikh Se

Tweet Wife: “Bus bhi krain, yeh tea bag 18 dafa use kar liya. Ab issy phenk bhi den”. Sheikh: “Kar di na jahilon wali baat, aray bhi packet pe expiry date 2012 likhi hoi hai  :)