Sardar Sms
sardar and pathan
Tweet Sardar: Agar narail ki darkht par char jawon Tu Engineering College ki larkiyan dekhengi?? Pathan: Han.. Owr agar hath chor daiga Tu Medical College ki bhi dekh jayengi
2 brilliant mind
Tweet Two Brilliant Minds Sardar owr Pathan pani peeny gaye, tu glass ulta para th Sardar: Eska moo hi band hai Pathan: Neche se bhi toota hai
1 Sardar museum gya
Tweet 1 Sardar museum gya, wahan us se 1 Cup toot gya.?? Officer: You have broken a 500 years old Cup..?? Sardar: Thanks God Me Samjhye Nawan C>>>>>>>> more sms
1 Sardar USA Se Apni Maan ko
Tweet 1 Sardar USA Se Apni Maan ko phone Krta Hy K Mujhe “AIDS” Ho Gya Hy Maan Puttar Wapas Na Ana Warna Kaam Kharab Ho jae Ga Sardar: Wo Kaisy? Maan: Agar Tu Aa Gya To 1=Teri B.V Ko AIDS Ho jae Ga 2=Teri B.V Se Tery Bahi ko 3=Tery Bahi Se Nokrani KO [...]
Sardar nay motor cycle
Tweet Sardar nay motor cycle rouk kar helmet par kharish ki Admi: Helmet tu utar loo? Sardar: Tumhari Taang par kharish hoti ho tu tum Salwar utartay ho kya baat kartay ho jahil ka bacha more sms
Sardar ji aap ki sappli aai hai…!
Tweet Sardar Nurse se: Agar mere haan Beti ho to kehna Fail Aur Beta ho to kehna Pass Bacha paida hote he mar gaya Nurse: Sardar ji aap cialis online ki sappli aai hai…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kyun kanjra Mirchaan muk gayyaan
Tweet Sardar ne 1 TOOTA pala Aur uss ko mirchain khilata gaya 1 online pharmacy cialis Month k baad sardar ne Tootay se pocha “Mian Mithu churi khani ay” Toota: “Kyun kanjra Mirchaan muk gayyaan” *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Maine un se kaha 'Google' per search kar loo…!
Tweet Sardar: Aaj mere parosi ka bacha gum ho gaya Maine mashwara diya to maar parri Friend: Tum ne kiya kaah tha? Sardar: Maine un se kaha ‘Google’ per search viagra online kar loo…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*