Tweet Santa to Banta: I wonder who was the first person to see An egg come out of a chicken’s butt and think, “That looks tasty, I’m gonna eat that”.
Tweet Santa Ek Din Paise Lene K Liye Bank Gaya: Khudi Cashier Si Usne Puchhya: So (100) Ke Loge? . . . . Santa: Khade Khade V Chalega Ji, Tusi Davo Taan Sahi.
Tweet Santa: I’m a miser, I went to honeymoon alone And saved half the money. Banta: You are nothing I saved all my money, My friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
Tweet Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi. Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai? Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha. Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai
Tweet Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi, Woh bandh hai. . . . . . Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain.
Tweet Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha, Kya Main Agle Janam Main, Gadha Ban Sakta Hon? Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya, Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.
Tweet Lawyer to Santa: Geeta pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho K, Santa: Ye Kya, Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya, To Court Main Bulaya, Ab fir Geeta Pe Haath…
Tweet Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Main Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha. SantaL Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan Aur Gadha to Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai.