Santabanta Sms
The First Person To See
Tweet Santa to Banta: I wonder who was the first person to see An egg come out of a chicken’s butt and think, “That looks tasty, I’m gonna eat that”.
Santa Ek Din Bank Gaya
Tweet Santa Ek Din Paise Lene K Liye Bank Gaya: Khudi Cashier Si Usne Puchhya: So (100) Ke Loge? . . . . Santa: Khade Khade V Chalega Ji, Tusi Davo Taan Sahi.
Santa Went to Honeymoon Alone
Tweet Santa: I’m a miser, I went to honeymoon alone And saved half the money. Banta: You are nothing I saved all my money, My friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
LAUGHING OLD BUDDHA
Tweet Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi. Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai? Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha. Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai
Headlights Not Working!!
Tweet Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi, Woh bandh hai. . . . . . Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain.
Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha
Tweet Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha, Kya Main Agle Janam Main, Gadha Ban Sakta Hon? Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya, Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.
Ab Phir Geeta Pe Haath?
Tweet Lawyer to Santa: Geeta pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho K, Santa: Ye Kya, Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya, To Court Main Bulaya, Ab fir Geeta Pe Haath…
Aadmi Jaisa Aik Gadha
Tweet Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Main Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha. SantaL Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan Aur Gadha to Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai.