Pathan Sms
Pathan Job K Liye London
Tweet Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai: Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy? Pathan: Selling G.S.K. Officer: Ye Kya Hai? Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi.
Tum Bhi Pathan Nikla
Tweet Ek Pathan Bandooq Le Kar Machchli Ka Shikaar Karny Jungle Main Gaya. . . . . . . . Jao Rey Tum Bhi Pathan Nikla, Joke To Uppar He Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.
Karhai Nahi Karwani
Tweet Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya: Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge. Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga? Nurse: 3000 Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai. Karhai Nahi Karwani.
Camera Wala Bakra
Tweet Pathan: O Yara! Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hai? Aadmi: 28000 Ka. Pathan Hairaan Ho Kar: .. .. .. .. .. Camera Wala Hai?
Bahar Kutta Khara Hai
Tweet 1 Pathan Darwaze pe Gun Liye Khara Tha: Wife: Yahan Kyon Khare ho? Pathan: Shair k Shikaar pe jaraha hun Wife: To jao na.
Pathan Public Toilet Gaya to Deewar Pe Likha Tha:
Tweet Pathan Public Toilet Gaya to Deewar Pe Likha Tha: “Dunya Chand Pe Pohnch Gai Aur Tum Yahan Bethe Ho?” Pathan Ne Neeche Likh Diya: “Bas Ye Kar K Hum Bhi Ja Raha Hai”
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Tweet 1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila Jis par likha tha,, . . . “Eid Mubarak” PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola “khair Mubarak” ;p : )
Pathan thought “LOL” meant “lots of love”.
Tweet Pathan thought “LOL” meant “lots of love”. So one Day His Friend’s Mother Died. He Sent him the Following text ”Sorry 2 Hear About the Death of Your Mother, plz take care LOL” v