Pathan Sms
pathan sardar sy
Tweet Agar ab kisi ne Mujhy Kisi…. Pathan, sardar, Pepsi, Faraz, Munni Ya Zubaida Aapa par SMS bheja to……… . . . ALLAH kary us k Mulk ka SADDAR Marr jaye…
main tmhary liay sb chor du ga
Tweet Me tmhry lye sub chor dunga Grl: Ami Abu Pathn: yes Grl: Khana pina Pthn: Yes Girl: Apny frndz Pthn: yes Girl: Naswar Pthn: Baji chalti phrti nazr Aao.
kia darwaza bechna hy
Tweet Pathan ne apne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k bazar me agaya! 1 admi ne puccha: Khan sab. kia darwaza bechna hay? Pathan:Nahi yara,Tala khulwana hy
ek pathan 15 saal sy dua kr raha tha
Tweet Ek Pathan 15 Saal Allah Se Ro Ro Kar Aulad K Liye Dua Mangta Raha. 1 Din Pathan K Paas Farishta Aaya or Bola. Khan Tujhe Allah ka Waasta Hai, Pehle Shadi To Kar Lay.
i will write on the board
Tweet A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students: Last Bench Students: We Are Not Able to Hear You SIR, Pathan: “Ok! I’ll Write On The Board.”
teacher gul khan sy
Tweet Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho? Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K, Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai.
hm pagal nhi hy
Tweet American : Hum Chand Per Ja Sakta Hai Pathan: Hum to Suraj Pe Ja Sakta Hai American : Tum Jal Jaye Ga Pathan : Hum Pagal Nahi, Hum Raat Main Jaye Ga.
allah hu akbar
Tweet Pathan: Aaj Hume Allah Yaad Aa Gaya. Major Rohail: Wo Kese? Pathan: Hamara Dukan Mai Jacket Wala Larka Aaya Aur Bola. “Allah O Akbar” Ek Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba