Marriage SMS
Shadi se pehle
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A young girl married with an old man
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Before Marriage Dialogue
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Meri Shadi abhi bohat door hai…!
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Apna to ye sal bhi guzre ga zikr-e-Nikkah krte krte
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Zinda rahe to tumhara he sath nibhain gay dost
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Meri shadi kyun nahe ho rahi???
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Main samjhi chapa parr gaya…!
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