Malayalam SMS Jokes
chooma hai apni aankho
Tweet chooma hai apni aankho n ko rakh rakh k aaiena jab order cheap zithromax online bhi kabhi hui hai ziyaarat janab ke more sms
6 saal ki bachi ko Purpose karne ka style…
Tweet Aik cute se 7 saal k bachay ka Cute si 6 saal ki bachi ko Purpose karne ka style… Boy: Oye tum melay shath shadi talo di? Girl: Nai Boy: Pleesh! Girl: Nai Na! Boy: Allay maan jao na! Pleeesh Behn nai ho! Main mexican pharmacy tum to slanti le tal doon da Girl: [...]
Apna Kam Karo Vaelyoo
Tweet E Ei Eid M Mu Mu Mu Muk gai Apna Apna Kam Karo Vaelyoo
Humko humise chura Lo
Tweet Humko humise chura Lo Dil mein kahin tum chupa Lo Hum akele, kho na jaayen Door tumse, ho na jaayen Paas aao gale se laga lo
Lout aana
Tweet Jab kabhi tera dil ghabraey ager tujhe meri yad aay tu lou ana, Ager tera sath koi choray ager koi tera dil turey tu lout ana, Kuch waqat achca guzra hai sath tumare who waqat jab yaad aay tu lout ana, Yahe waqat akser sath nai dete dil walon ka, pas reh kar b [...]
5 Name 11 Muslim Logon ko Send karo
Tweet Agar Taaqat Rakhty ho, Allah k 5 Naam 11 Muslims ko send karo, Aaj Apki sab se Barri Problem Hal Ho Jaye gi, YA ALLAH YA KARIM YA AWWAL YA AAKHER YA MUJEEB…
What Type of Husband and Wife
Tweet Choose a Word: Road Snow Wind Sky Moon Sun Sand Fire Then I will Tell You Aapko Kaisa husband/wife milley ga, ya mila Hai. Reply is must. Answers: Road=Rough Minded Fire=Fair & Sweet Wind=Over Confident Sky=Rich & Stylish Moon=Beautiful Sun=Jealous & Irritating Sand=Hot Snow=Very Very Preety.
This Has Been Declared
Tweet This Has Been Declared As D Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister: “The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick” Try It.