Gandy Latifey

Peer ji mujhe ilhaam sikhayein

Tweet Mureed: Peer ji mujhe ilhaam sikhayein Peer: Putar shalwar utar Mureed: Peer cialis for sale ji kidrey meri bund te nai maran lagay? Peer: Wekh tenu ilhaam hona shuru ho gaya ay…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Swimming pool mein6 larkiyoon ne jump mara

Tweet Swimming pool mein6 larkiyoon ne jump mara Aur Swimming pool ka sara pani ghaib Why…? ? ? ? Kyun k always ultra ab pehle se bhe ziada jazb karta hai…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jab tanhai ka ehsaas ho

Tweet Jab tanhai ka ehsaas ho Na koi tumhare paas ho Na yum kisi ki nazar mein ho Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho To samajh lena k aap… Bath room mein ho!! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Isi liye to aap iklotay reh gaye…!

Tweet Shahzada Saleem: Hamare Ammi Abbu hum se itna pyar karte thay K hamare sooney tak hamare paas baithay rehte thay Aur hum phir bhe na soote thay Wazeer: Isi liye to aap iklotay reh gaye…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Panty tight ker le,Woh wapis aa raha hai…!

Tweet Aik aadmi ka beta 5th class mei fail huwa to 4th mein wapis aaya. 4th mein fail huwa to 3rd mein Or 3rd se 2nd….. Aadmi apni BV se bola: Panty tight ker le, Woh wapis aa raha hai…! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

To Phir Hamari Taraf Moonh Ker K Q Leti Hui Ho

Tweet Pathan Apni BIVI Se: . Kiya Hamari Jaan Hum Se Naraz Hai…? . BIVI: Nahi To . . . . Pathan: To Phir Hamari Taraf Moonh Ker K Kyun Leti Hui Ho… <<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>

Wats a Difference between

Tweet Wats a Difference between a Condom and Kamran AKmal! Condom catches the drop and Akmal drop the Catches!

2 Bache Jungle me Potty

Tweet 2 Bache Jungle me Potty kar rhe the, achanak Sher agya.. 1st: aby tu dar to nhi rah..? 2n: Nhi, me nhi darta.. 1st: To phir apni dho meri Q dho rha hai..?