Family SMS Jokes
Beghairat sa murgha
Tweet Molvi Mehman Se: Aap K Liye KADDU SHARIF Pakaon? Mehman: Gunahgar Insan Hoon, KADDU SHARIF K Qabil Nhi Hoon, Aisa Karain Aik Bagairat sa MURGHA Paka dein….:)
Barra kameena hai tu Beta
Tweet Papa: Which of us u like more Mama or Papa? Kid: Both Papa: No tell me 1? Kid: Both Papa: If i go to America & ur Mother go to Paris Whr ‘ll u go? Kid: Paris Papa: This mean u like ur Mother? Kid: No… Paris is cialis buy online Beautiful then America [...]
Mother’s Tears & Wife’s Tears??
Tweet Chintu: Papa What’s the Difference Between Mother’s Tears & Wife’s Tears? Father: Mother’s tears Affect your HEART, And Wife’s Tears Affect your POCKET
Fact About The Women
Tweet They Can see a Hair of a Girl on their Husband’s Coat From 20 meters, But can’t See a Pillar From 2 Meters, While Parking a Car.
A Sweet Demand By a Kid
Tweet A Sweet Demand By a Kid, He was Beaten Up by his Mom, Dad Asked What Happened Son, Kid Asked: I cant Adjust With Your Wife Anymore, I Want My Own.
Twins Apnay Kamray Main
Tweet 2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy. 1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha, 2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha, Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho, . . . . . Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.
Aaj Ka Unwaan Hai “MAA”
Tweet Aaj Ka Hamara Unwaan Hai, *” MAA “* Maa Kon Hoti Hai? . . . . . . . Abbu Ki Wife. Itna Bhi Nahi Pata Tumhain.
Aik Aansu, Blood Ke 30 Drops
Tweet An English Philosopher Said, Aik Aansu, Blood Ke 30 Drops ke Equal Hai, Agar Koi Aap ke Liye Rota Hai, Its means, Wo Aap ke Liye Mar Raha Hai, Wo Apni Jaan Donate Kar Raha Hai Tumhary Liye, Its Great Sacrifice, So, Sochne ki Baat Ye Hai Ke English Philosopher ne Apni Philosophy Urdu [...]