Double Meaning Sms
Aap ki Nurse baher akeli hai
Tweet Girl Doctor Se: Plz online viagra mere husband ko andar bula lijiye Doctor: Trust me main shareef aadmi hoon Girl: No Doctor Aap ki Nurse baher akeli hai *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Hamesha ghalat he sochna…!
Tweet When an apple is green It is ready to pluck & When a girl is 18 She is ready to… . . . Vote!! Hamesha ghalat he sochna…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Aaj Raat Nahe Dalwaoongi
Tweet Wife: Aaj Raat Nahe Dalwaongi . Kal Bhi Aap Daal K Soo Gaye thay Bohat Jalan Hui thi . Main Saari Raat Masalti rahi . Pani bhi Nikalta Raha . . . . . Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kuch batain aisi hoti hain
Tweet Kuch batain aisi hoti hain jinn ka jawab nahi hota 1. Dunia main sub say mushkil kaam kon sa hai? 2. Dunia main kon sub say khoobsorat hai 3. Dunia main humara anay ka masksad 4. Dunia main kitna pani hai 5. Pakistan main sub sab say bara kameena kon hai Samjh tu gay [...]
Larki Jab Salam Karnay ke Liye Jhukti hai
Tweet Jb larki baroo ko salam karne k liye jhukti hai to uski kia cheez nazr ati hai? uski achi tarbiat nazr ati hai magr jo ap soch rahy hai us se ap ki tarbiat nazr ati hai
7 Inches Long Instrument..
Tweet Which Instrument is 7 Inches Long. Goes into Wet Hole Moves Front and Back. Makes White Foam of Liquid? . . . Its a Tooth Brush. Nothing Else You Dirty Mind.
Allama Iqbal kon Thy!
Tweet Baap: Allama Iqbal kon Thy? Beta: Pata Nahi. Baap: School Jao Tu Pata Chaly Na. Beta: Yaqob Uncle Kon Hain? Baap: Pata Nahi? Beta: Ghar Jaldi Aao to Pata Chaly Na.
Bad News for Miss Tanya!
Tweet Doctor: Mrs. Taniya Good News For You! Girl: What do You mean Mrs.Taniya? I am Miss Taniya! Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Taniya… Bad News for You!