Boys vs Girls SMS
Boys K Top 10 Jhoot!!
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Woh to baad mein pata chala kamini Chars peti thi
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Darling hamare pyar k baare mein kisi ko matt batana
Tweet Boy: Darling hamare pyar k baare mein kisi ko matt batana Girl: Saba ko to zaroor bataoon gi Kamini kehti thi koi pagal kutta ho ga Jo tujh se pyar kare ga…! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Woh ban jatay hain un k bachoon k mamu
Tweet Jo dete hain larkiyoon ko cialis 10mg tohfay Woh uthate hain un ki shadi k sofay Jo jatay hain un k peechay Woh aatay hain un ki car k neechay Jo kehtay hain un ko janu Woh ban jatay hain un k bachoon k mamu . . . Soo don’t tease the girls… A [...]
A boy wanted to know the age of his girlfriend
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Why girls cry on wedding day At the time of rukhsati?
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Tower jo qareeb parta hai…!
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