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OLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

OLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

(A Pakistani Film Actor)

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” Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. “

They Neither Matter To Those

“We aLways worry about Our Looks, But The truth is that

They neither matter to those who Love us nor To those who don’t Love us…”

Now U knw How I Feel

Boy wd his girlfrnd watching a Boxing match,

In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!

Boy: Disgusting just

ALL OVER in 1 min?

Girl:Now U knw how I Feel?

Happy Valentines Day

@”"”@
( ‘ : ‘ )
(@)-”-(@)
(@)(@)

“Ye pyara sa
Bhaloo”
“Sirf Aap k Liye”

Aur

“Ye keh raha hai”
Happy Valentines day.

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Pata Chal Jata Hoga

Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta

Skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt

Mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:

SORRY VALENTINE DAY….!!

I don’t need any commercilized day for the one i really LOVE …!!!
For Me Every Day is velentind Day…)))

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Excellent Idea

Wife:  Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?

Husband:  Excellent idea

Wife:  U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV

Tu Facebook pe mill…!

1980′s:
Meet me at the ground
and I will show you !!

1990′s:
Dare to come at my place..
then You’ll know who i am !!

2000′s:
Phone pe sher matt ban saamne aa to dekhta hoon !!

2011′s:
Tu Facebook pe mill…!
Teri wall pe aisey comments maarunga k account he delete ker dega …:D

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