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fracture in finger
Pathan: Doctor Sahib poray jism mai kahin bhi ungli lagawon
tu boht dard hota hai
Doctor did X-ray of his all body and found that he has FRACTURE in his FINGER
teacher pathan sy
Teacher: Jis admi ko sunayi na de, Usey English mai kia kahengy?
Pathan Student: Jo marzi kah do, usko konsa sunayi daita hai
pathan apni maa sy
Pathan apni Maa se: Kia ap ne mujhy paida hone se pehly daikha tha?
Maa: Nahi
Pathan: To phir ap ne mere paida hone ke baad mujhe pehchana kaisy?
aj to etwaar hy
1 Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
Pathan: Yai bakriyan kahan le Ja rahe ho?
Admi (gussey se): Enhain School chorny Ja raha hon
Pathan: Mujhe Pagal samjha hai? Aaj tu etwaar hai
pathan to doctor
Pathan: Doctor sahb Plastic Surgery par kitna kharcha ayega?
Doctor: 2 Laakh
Pathan: owr agar plastic hum de tu?
kabutar or pathan
1 kabhutar Pathan ko boht dino se tang kar raha tha
Pathan ne usey pakar lia, owr usey marne ka faisla kia
Usey chat par le gia,
owr
Wahan se neche phaink dia
a pathan calls his wife
A Pathan calls his Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakta, Car ka steering, gear, sab chori hogia hai
After 5 minutes,
He calls again: Aa raha hon, galti se pechli seat mai baith gia hon
1 pathan bank lootny gia
1 Pathan Bank lootny gia, Gun dikha kar sara paisa loot lia
Lekin Us ke hath kuch nahi aya
Kion?
Kionke Sara paisa us ne manager ko de kar kaha: “Yai sare paise maire account mai jama kardo”