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Mere Din Ka Aaghaz Hai
Mere Din Ka Aaghaz Hai Tere Paak Naam Se Aye Parwardigar-E-Aalam..
Mujha Hamesha Usi Rastey Pe Chalana Jo Bus Teri Taraf Aata Ho..
Ameen! “§ubha ßakhair”
Assalamoalikum Subha Bakhair
“Destiny is not a matter of chance,it is a matter of choice;it is not a thing to be
waited for,it is a thing to be achieved.”
Assalamoalikum subha bakhair
1 Chor Chori Kar K Ghar Se Ja Raha
Masoom Dhamki:
1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha
tha k bache ki aankhh khul geyi
bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga,
Kisi ko Kisi Se Mohabat Nahi Hoti
Kisi ko kisi se mohabat
Nahi hoti.
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Log wafa ke naam pe muft chumiyan lete hein.
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(Veena malik dil ka bojh halka karte hue)
Taxi Wala Use Aik Ulti Phulti
Aik pakistani saudi arab geya,
wahan wo taxi mein baitha.
Taxi wala use aik ulti phulti or
khaddo wali sarak pe le k ja ra tha.
Wo tang aa geya, par use samajh nai aa rahi thi k
taxi wale ko arabic me kese samjahe k
seedhe or saaf raste pe chalo.
Phir wo uske kandhe pe hath rakh k bola
‘EHDI NASIRATAL MUSTAKEEM,
Apko Rs 1000 ka Inaam Dya jata Hy
Police ne car Roki Or kaha:
Ye Safety week Hy
Ap Belt Pehn k car Chala Rhe ho Islye
Apko Rs 1000 ka Inaam Dya jata Hy.
Ap is inam ka kya Kroge.?
Driver:
Main apna drivng Licence Banwaunga.
Pichli Seat Par Bethi uski maa boli:
Iski baat ka Yakin Nahi Karo Ye shrab Pi Kar kuch b bolta Hy.
Uske abba neend se jage or Police dekh k bole:
Mujhe Pata Tha chori ki car Me Hum Zeyada door Nahi ja Paenge.
Tabhi diggi se awaz Ai
Bhai Hmne border Paar Karlya Hy kya.?.
Salay Dishonour Cheque
Accounting ki Larki kisi Larkay ko jab Gali de to kaise gali de gi”
salay dishonour cheque”
zameen pe Liability
Maa Baap ki Kharaab statment”
saalay 2 takke ki Adjustment”
Itna maaro gi k zindagi bhar teri balance sheet b Equal nahe ho gi” :O
Every Morning Is The Symbol
Every Morning is the Symbol of ReBirth of Our Life.
So
Forget All Of Yesterdays Bad Moments & Make Today Beautiful.
Good Morning have nice day